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Christian One Liners
Jesus: Gateway to the supernatural
Don’t confuse God’s patience with his final response
Been taken for granted?
Imagine how God feels
Finding the real Jesus: Life’s greatest discovery
God is warm
No one can ignore Jesus forever
Down in the mouth? It’s time for a faith lift
Questioning God? He made the brain cells you think with
God will let you get away with it until suddenly . . .
Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins
When God saw you –
It was love at first sight
Death: the end of excuses, the beginning of eternity
Jesus: Everything else will fade
Jesus holds the secret of answered prayer
God wants to be your best friend
Sin: it seemed like a good idea at the time
Life – your only chance
Eternity – payback time
Unlock the mysteries of God. Jesus is the key
Jesus: there is no substitute
Hurting?
No one understands like Jesus
Jesus believes in you
Understanding God would be easier if we had infinite IQ
Jesus: power to break life controlling problems
Don’t miss life’s best. Find God.
Famous last words: I did it my way
God weeps for you
Jesus: He’s holding your atoms together
Jesus satisfies
Jesus: Source of all beauty
Only with Jesus can you reach your full potential
Sunsets – a gift from God
Life begins with Jesus
Jesus: to know him is to love him
The great mystery is not unanswered prayer; it’s unfinished
prayer
You’re on this planet for a purpose. Find it.
Have you thanked God today?
Does it hurt when people don’t trust you?
Imagine how God feels
Luck has nothing to do with it
St Valentine found true love – Jesus
God is humble
Jesus: so far ahead of his time that we’re still no closer
to catching up
To ignore our Creator is the height of selfishness
Jesus: The half has never been told
Hell! . . . I’d forgotten about that!
Just when you thought it was safe to ignore God . . .
God is unfeeling? Ha! Alongside him we’re as cold as stones
God: the most lovable person in the universe
Jesus feels your pain
Beauty: an act of God
People ignore God and then blame him for the chaos that
results
Food – a gift from God
Been misunderstood?
Imagine how God feels
Jesus Christ: the name on everybody’s lips
Famous last words: I’ll get right with God later
Jesus: beaten so that you could be unbeatable
Love – a gift from God
There’s more hope for murderers than the self-righteous
If God were an impersonal force we’d be superior to our
Maker
You can fool yourself. You can never fool God
Society’s rejects have a special place in God’s heart
Lonely?
No one understands like Jesus
Hell! I thought I’d gotten away with it!
Have you made God smile today?
Rainbows – a gift from God
There is more to Jesus than anyone has so far discovered
Birth: an act of God
There is more. There is Jesus
Awesome: you don’t know the meaning of the word until you
meet Jesus
The real God: don’t settle for substitutes
If it doesn’t lead to Jesus, it doesn’t lead to God
Jesus: Peacemaker
It’s not how you start, it’s how you finish that counts
Sex – a gift from God
Jesus: Because with God only perfection will do
Uninspired by Jesus? Bet you’ve never met him!
Jesus: All roads lead to tragedy – except one
Jesus welcomes you back
You’re not God’s judge. One day you’ll discover it’s the
other way around
Jesus: stripped, abused, assaulted, violated . . . for you
God makes it, we mess it
The entire universe was created by Jesus and for Jesus
All suffering can be traced back to people disobeying God
Jesus: he understands
There’s a limit to God’s patience
God is waiting for you
There has to be more to life . . .
Religion: a mirage
Jesus: reality
God is a know-all
If we can think and feel and love, our Maker can do all that
and more
There is hope. There is Jesus
No one knows the pain of rejected love like Jesus
Jesus: the most exciting person in the universe
Jesus Christ! The answer is on everyone’s lips
Jesus: Never-ending fulfillment
Jesus: Amazing love
Jesus: Because only the best will do
Jesus rights wrongs
You don’t have to be brain-dead to live for Jesus, but when
you are, you’ll be glad you did
Jesus: add a whole new dimension to your life
God is bigger than any church
You can no more outgrow your need for God than you can
outgrow your need for oxygen
How impersonal God seems is a measure of the distance you
have put between yourself and God
Life: the ball’s in your court
After death: it’s God’s turn
It will work out perfectly – if you let Jesus take control
You can spurn God’s love for only so long
Life: the time God gives you to determine how you spend
eternity
Misunderstood?
No one understands like Jesus
Forgiveness is not automatic
Cold comfort: being as good as the next guy
Jesus: the human face of God
Life: your chance to spurn God’s love
Eternity: living with the consequences
Been falsely accused of the most awful things?
Then you know how God feels
God: so personal that in comparison we are cold unfeeling
machines
God’s artistry: Half completed works of art look ugly. Wait
till you see the finished masterpiece
This side of eternity we see only a fraction of the picture
Jesus: more relevant than we could ever comprehend
Have you kept your promise to God?
Either Jesus pays or you do
Lust and selfishness do not equal love
Your pain touches God’s heart
Jesus: If only you knew . . .
You think life is full of surprises? Wait till you die!
Every good thing you have ever enjoyed comes from God
To ignore God is the height of selfishness
Jesus: He’s coming
Justice: It’s coming
Roses – a gift from God
Better to face the truth now, than after death
Hell! I thought it didn’t matter what you believed as long
as you were sincere!
Jesus: the ultimate
With Jesus, you can do it
God owns you, and every molecule you have ever touched
God: The perfect lover
You’ve achieved nothing until you find God
People disappoint. God doesn’t.
Life’s most exciting adventure: intimacy with God
Guess who created pleasure. He might just know a thing or
two . . .
There’s hope. There’s God.
Make God smile again.
Accept his forgiveness
No one understands like Jesus
No one has been misunderstood like God
God cares
Mad at God? Sure you’ve got the right person?
Turn the despair of being alone
into the wonder of being alone with God
Find God. You were born to appreciate perfection
You’re never too young for God
You’re never too old for God
The ultimate success story begins with finding God
The Bible: More up-to-date than tomorrow’s newspaper
Can’t change? Jesus frees us
Find God and you find everything
You’ve never cried alone. Jesus: always there
God specializes in surprise endings
In Christ Invincible
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